Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
only if we run a train.
done.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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