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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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