He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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