Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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