i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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