she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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