Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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