Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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