oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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