Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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