So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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