sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
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the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here