At least make sure they are 18
Why
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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