And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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