Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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