I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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