everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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