i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The feeling are messing with the penis
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.