You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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