vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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