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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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