Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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