party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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