I like to think it a success when the cops are called
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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