Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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