I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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