Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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