im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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