It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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