How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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