Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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