There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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