tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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