Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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