I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
id be glad to
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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