At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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