After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize