Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Crying babies in a bar. Really?

  (708): View more from Illinois

  And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Crying babies in a bar. Really? (708): And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden. http://tfl.nu/e52e
  Replies (10) Good night (646) Bad night (2537)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

  (1-973): View more from New Jersey

  gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg (1-973): gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something? (973): yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars http://tfl.nu/7tyz
  Replies (18) Good night (1679) Bad night (5813)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  Let me guess--your parents are cousins.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): Let me guess--your parents are cousins. http://tfl.nu/a2p5
  Replies (22) Good night (1024) Bad night (4993)
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store. http://tfl.nu/ogm6
  Replies (18) Good night (1373) Bad night (4150)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I love boston

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH (781): I love boston http://tfl.nu/jz0y
  Replies (37) Good night (8775) Bad night (1259)
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone http://tfl.nu/czmq
  Replies (8) Good night (4184) Bad night (1028)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance? http://tfl.nu/duxd
  Replies (9) Good night (1236) Bad night (2170)
• Favorite

  (514): View more from Quebec

  I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (514): I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari. http://tfl.nu/cpgv
  Replies (6) Good night (909) Bad night (1324)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU http://tfl.nu/78be
  Replies (10) Good night (1895) Bad night (876)
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago http://tfl.nu/00op
  Replies (2) Good night (1167) Bad night (651)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds. http://tfl.nu/uk4u
  Replies (4) Good night (586) Bad night (952)
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec" http://tfl.nu/979e
  Replies (0) Good night (662) Bad night (446)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went. http://tfl.nu/eb4a
  Replies (2) Good night (607) Bad night (424)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear! http://tfl.nu/zz62
  Replies (3) Good night (1369) Bad night (350)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards http://tfl.nu/fozz
  Replies (1) Good night (643) Bad night (298)

Randomize