Only a mothe r could love this liver
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes