Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up

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(813): View more from Florida

he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach

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(925): View more from California

I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".

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(512): View more from Texas

I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today

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(209): View more from California

I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.

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