why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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