ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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