google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i've created a new STD.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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