In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
is it fun? or sober?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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