How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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