I'd wear matching sweaters with you
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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