I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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