I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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