Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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