..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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