Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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