Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
