I will die if light touches me.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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