YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
