WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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